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Sunday, March 22nd, 2009 - By Sabre_in_Virginia


Division 1
Of the two divisions, the closest race between fifth place, not making it to the next round and fourth place, making it to the next round, was just one point between Sid Stutz, Detroit and Bruce Borthwick, Burlington.

Sid Stutz was expected to advance. He played well in Round 3, but , finishing W4-L3-T0. He lost to first place finisher, Sanislo 5-2. He lost to second place finisher, Mike Pope by one goal, 4-3. He had an important win, 6-5, against the third place finisher, Paul Tompkins, the only player to beat Sanislo, 3-2. Stutz lost to fourth place finisher, Bruce Borthwick, 4-1. Borthwick had tied Sanislo, 4-4.

Borthwick’s wins/ties and losses were at the extreme for the day. He had an impressive tie against first place finisher, Sanislo; an impressive win against second place finisher, Pope; a respectable loss to Tompkins, but a questionable loss to a seventh place finisher.

This was in contrast to the other players in the top five, whose losses were within that same grouping.

1- Sanislo
lost Tompkins - 3 (Since 1976, Sanislo had never beaten beaten Tompkins. Would they meet again in the playoffs?)
tied Borthwick - 4

2 - Pope
lost Sanislo - 1
lost Borthwick - 4

3 - Tompkins
lost Pope - 2
lost Stutz - 5

4 - Borthwick
tied Sanislo - 1
lost Tompkins - 3
lost Beedham - 7 (score Beedham 3, Borthwick 2)
5 - Stutz
lost Sanislo - 1
lost Pope - 2
lost Borthwick - 4

Had Stutz tied Pope (he lost 3-4), Stutz would have tied Bruce Borthwick, Burlington, for the fourth and final playoff position. But, Bruce Borthwick beat Stutz 4-1 in head-to-head competition, so regardless Stutz was destined to finish in fifth position and out of the playoffs.

Standings, Division 1, Round 3 (top 4)
Sanislo, Detroit………GP 7, W 5, L 1, T 1, GF 36 - GA 15, GFA 5.14 - GAA 2.14, Pts 11
Pope, Burlington……..GP 7, W 5, L 2, T 0, GF 47 - GA 29, GFA 6.71 - GAA 4.14, Pts 10
Tompkins, Burlington..GP 7, W 5, L 2, T 0, GF 45 - GA 30, GFA 6.42 - GAA 4.28, Pts 10
Borthwick, Burlington.GP 7, W 4, L 2, T 1, GF 31 - GA 20, GFA 4.42 - GAA 2.85, Pts 09

Not advancing - Toronto (2 - Geller & Mannering), Brampton (Beedham), Detroit (Stutz).

Pope and Tompkins offense’s were productive with 6.xx goals per game averages. Defensively, Sanislo and Borthwick held tight with 2.xx goals against per game averages. How does this compare to the top finishers in Division 2? Well, Paul Matthews finished tops in both goals for average (9.xx) and goals against average (2.xx). Borthwick will find out first as he draws Matthews in the Quarterfinals, best of five series.

Division 2
Paul Matthews walks away with this division, finishing undefeated and with the best goals for average (9.14) for both divisions and second best goals against average (2.42). Sanislo had the best GAA at 2.14).

The interesting story in this division turns out to be the players from Chicago. Against each other their points are a washout. March ekes out a victory beating Bruno, 3-2. Marsik defeats March by a good margin, 4-1. So, you’d figure Marsik would beat Bruno, but, he doesn’t. Instead, Bruno handily defeats Marsik, 6-2.

This and their results against the Canadians leaves the Chicagoans in a three-way tie with each other for second place! A special playoff round would be played and a clear winner established. Whoever loses out, finishes fourth and would face fellow American, Ivan Sanislo from Detroit. Bruno would take second place by defeating Marsik, 5-1 and March, 5-2. Marsik seals up third place by shutting out March 5-0. March finishes fourth in the Division and will play Ivan Sanislo, Detroit, in a Best of 5 Quarterfinal Series.

Possibly, the Chicago players new each other too well. Their best result against Paul Matthews, Burlington, was Marsik’s 3-4 loss. Matthews beat Bruno and March by a combined 15-1, (5-0 and 10-1, respectively). (WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT HAVE MADE IF MARSIK FINISHED 2ND? SEE EARLIER PRELIM RR RESULTS)

Standings, Division 2, Round 3 (top 4)
Matthews, Burlington..GP 7, W 7, L 0, T 0, GF 64 - GA 17, GFA 9.14 - GAA 2.42, Pts 14
Bruno, Chicago……….GP 7, W 5, L 2, T 0, GF 34 - GA 19, GFA 6.71 - GAA 4.14, Pts 10
Marsik, Chicago………GP 7, W 5, L 2, T 0, GF 40 - GA 21, GFA 6.42 - GAA 4.28, Pts 10
March, Chicago………GP 7, W 5, L 2, T 0, GF 24 - GA 24, GFA 4.42 - GAA 2.85, Pts 09

The Chicagoans all lost to Matthews, but then only to each other.

Not advancing - Toronto (2 - Larry Watson & Steve Geller) and Burlington (2 - Tom Borthwick & John Lawson).

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Part Three - Burlington, 1978 or Country vs Country

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009 - By Sabre_in_Virginia

Sabre_in_Virginia It has been two years since I began this story. With the upcoming triple tournaments in Detroit, I thought I’d update this particular blog since at least a couple of the old-timers mentioned in my story will be competing in Detroit next week.

How good were the Americans back in the 1970s? Who were they? Where did they come from in the States? Who did they compete against in Canada? Are any of them still playing? Ditto for the Canadians?

Twenty-nine players began this tournament: six from the States, twenty-three from Canada. By Round Three, sixteen players remained in the hunt for the Championship. The Americans made up only 20% of that number. Of the original American contingent of six players they lost only one player. Eighty three percent (83%) of the Americans made it to Round Three. Of the original Canadian contingent of 23 players, only 47% (or 11 players) had advanced to Round Three. The Canadians lost their four-to-one player advantage.

In Round Three, there would be eight players each in two divisions. The players from both countries were split up. The players from the Canadian cities were divided up, but the American’s were not. They were in each division by city either by luck or by design we do not know.

This round would be the last round robin. Only the top four in each division would advance to the Quarterfinal series. Who would make table hockey (TH) history? Which country? Which city? Which league? Who among them would earn boasting rights for that tournament? And, who could again claim boasting rights and relive their memories of the tournament today, thirty-one years later?

Could the Americans, numerically the underdog advance against the Canadians without taking out their fellow Americans? Would the numerically superior Canadians take out the Americans to make it an all Canadian Finals? Could two Detroit players both placed in Division One advance against three players from Burlington, two from Toronto and one (John Beedham) from Brampton? Or would they knock each other out? In Division Two, could the three Chicago players somehow not knock one or more of their own out or somehow all move on to the next round?

Which of these country’s, which of their cities, which of these player’s would claim 1978’s Burlington International Tournament Championship?

Round Three – Last Round Robin
Four players from each division advance to the semi finals.

Division One

In Division One, of eight players, six of which were Canadian, Detroit’s Ivan Sanislo finished first, Mike Pope, Paul Tompkins and Bruce Borthwick all of Burlington, the tournament’s hometown, finished 2, 3 and 4 respectively. Of note: Detroit’s Sid Stutz finished fifth and just out of moving on to the next round, and John Beedman of Brampton who the Johnny Goodguy tournament 35 or so years running is named after also did not move to the next round.

A quote from the write up back then was,

“Before play even began in the division it seemed almost inevitable to most people that the two big guns from Burlington: Mike Pope and Paul Tompkins, and the two power-houses from Detroit: Sidney Stutz and Ivan Sanislo would be the ones to advance. This was not to be the case as a quiet underdog from Burlington named Bruce Borthwick (who plays sitting down) replaced Stutz in the 4th and final playoff spot, by beating him 4-1. But according to Stutz all was not lost as he went out in style giving Tompkins his first loss of the day.”-

probably written by Mike Pope.

Ivan Sanislo’s record: seven games played, five wins, one loss and one tie. His goals for average less than the next two finishers at 5.14 (theirs 6.71 and 6.42). But Ivan had the best defense in the division, a goals against average 2.14.

John Beedam did get in a victory against a playoff bound Bruce Borthwick. Sid Stutz missed the playoffs by a single point. Did that single point hinge on something dramatic? At cursory check of the statistics finds that drama as his fellow Detroiter Ivan Sanislo was tied by Bruce Borthwick, who beats out Sid by one point. Had Ivan beaten Bruce, Bruce and Sid would both have 30 points each. What were the tie-breakers at that tournament? Today, some tournaments use best goals against average. There Bruce had the advantage with a 2.85 GAA with Sid at 3.71 GAA. And, in head to head, Bruce still won out having beaten Sid 4-1.

As my story focuses on the Americans, of two Americans in this division both from Detroit, one moved on to the playoffs (50%). Of the six Canadians (three Burlington, two Toronto and one Brampton) all three from Burlington moved on to the playoffs (also 50%).

Division Two
In Division Two, as compared to Division One the roles were reversed: one Canadian, Paul Matthews, Burlington, finished first with an impressive record of seven games played, seven wins, zero losses and zero ties, and the best goals for average of the two divisions at 9.14 GFA and the second best goals against average at 2.42 GAA.

The Americans, all Chicagoans: Tom Bruno, Ron Marsik and Jerry March each with five wins, two losses and zero ties were tied up for the remaining three playoff positions. However, head-to-head competition could not determine order of finish, because each won a game against a fellow Chicagoan but lost to another. So a special playoff was conducted. In it, Tom Bruno beat both Ron Marsik and Jerry March to take second place.

Summary of Round Three

As stated earlier, forty seven percent of the Canadians made it to Round Three. Of the sixteen slots in Round Three, eleven Canadians filled sixteen slots. Coming out of Round Three, four or only 36% would advance to the playoffs. Of all the Canadian cities and towns represented, only the players from Burlington remained. They had come with ten players and now remained with four, forty percent of their original total to attempt to keep the title and the trophy in Burlington, in Canada.

Five of the six American entrants or eighty-three percent made it to Round Three. The question was asked earlier, “could they keep up that rate of advancement?” Of those five Americans, only one was eliminated. Put another way, 80% of the Americans advance, so the answer to the question is, yes. Of the Americans who began the tournament, zero from Buffalo, fifty percent of the Detroiters and 100% of the Chicagoans remained to try and wrest the title and trophy out of Burlington, out of Canada and back to the States.

Numerically, at the beginning of the tournament the Americans were outnumbered 23 to 6. Now they stood even at four Americans, four Canadians.

Dr. Lou Marinoff - Deutchland to Sherbrooke on the Road to Quebec’s Top 10

Saturday, November 17th, 2007 - By Sabre_in_Virginia

Sabre_in_VirginiaCarlo Bossio was asked to provide some stories here and not just direct people to websites. Well, I’ll help Carlo. I know taking time to do write-ups takes time and effort. So, Carlo, let me help you buddy. Here’s two contrasting stories. One as seen by me from afar and the other up close and first hand experience.

Dr. Lou Marinoff is a member of the NYCTHA. He’s not a youngster. Recently at our NY league date at Coney Is., NY, he recounted life in the 1950s travelling from Montreal (his childhood home) to Coney Is., NY to visit relatives. So, you get the idea on age.

For those of you who already know the information in this paragraph has been repeated before. He was a three-time Canadian Open Coleco Champion in the early 1980s. Out of the game since the 1980s, he returned to the sport in 2006. His short term goal was to crack the Top 10 in Canada.

He, told us at our league date he was going to “try” to make it to Sherbrooke, but he would be coming back from Germany with little room for flight delays and whatnot. I told him when I’ve gone to tournaments or our playoffs on little sleep, I just get my butt whooped

I know from regularly flying to Denver and St. Louis, running around airports, flight delays, aircraft problems, rocking and rolling in the air in bad weather, tight seating, security wanting to go through all of your stuff when you are running late, or you have a jerk behind you kicking your seat, or someone sick… is tiring! Even when you are waayyy early, you end up running around.

Lou Marinoff knows this, experiences it and yet made it to Sherbrooke. What Lou accomplished in Sherbrooke is impressive. Why? Well, here’s a contrast for you.

Before I tell my story, I am not nor was I ever a national or tournament “A” group champion. I didn’t know about tournaments in the 1970s until it was too late (I’d joined the Marines in 1980). I did, however, win the NBTHL Championship in Buffalo (a decent sized league by today’s standards) numerous times in the 1970s. I do not, per se, aspire to win a tournament “A” group championship, as that takes more practice time than I have available. I think I simply want to be able to hang with the big dogs to demonstrate that a guy from Buffalo and my old league mates were pretty damn good in our day and still have some “stuff.”

I realize my story is a bit long, but I know my story first hand. I don’t know Lou’s first hand. I am trying to paint a picture in my story, such that when you get to my story about Lou you can clearly see what he accomplished.

I do not idolize the man, as some do. I don’t always agree with him, as some do. Frankly, he gets way to wound up at tournaments, so focused he is that he’s almost impossible to talk to during a tournament. I am so tired of losing to him, I crave to kick his butt in TH repeatedly someday, which I almost did at our NYCTHA tournament in Sept ‘07.

That said, he’s a great guy away from a tournament venue, has a great memory and grasp on history in context. And, the bottom line and reason why I wrote this is that it is truly impressive what he accomplished. Now that he’s broke the Top 10, I think he’s in a group that will no longer praise him, nor write about him (it has been eerily silent on all the boards), but strive only to beat him back out of the Top 10.

My Story
I did well in tournaments this past year: Brampton’s Johnny Goodguy (#7), good in Chicago at the US Open (#6) and very well in the NYC Int’l Classic (#10) against top N. American TH players.

But, when I went to Montreal Classic III, I had three or four hours sleep. I’d done that three times before in 2006 and didn’t do well. But, I didn’t own a game to practice on and was really just enjoying going to the tournaments, meeting the people and checking out the scene. In January 2007, I got a game and have since tried to do well. Though with travelling I don’t get many opportunities to practice.

So, think about this when you think about what Marinoff accomplished against guys who have more time than he to practice and are 20+ year younger. Okay, 30…ha, ha, ha!

In Montreal 2007, I managed to do well in the early round. After Round One, I was in 3rd place in Pool Three, with only Carlo Bossio and Burt Brassard ahead of me and eight good players below. (Burt by one point and I’d beaten Burt). In Round Two, I had my butt handed to me. I was then ranked #20 going into Round 3, B Pool playoffs. We broke for lunch.

Ah, I can hear some say, “well going to La Belle Province you are playing the creme de la creme as a group”, so of course you (an American) wouldn’t do well. A Murderers Row they might call it in the States. It is arguable, but more less true.

Well this past year, I managed to earn victories against such Quebec Top 25 players as: Francois Cote (in Chicago), Lou Marinoff & Daniel Bordeleau (in NYC), Burt Brassard, Richard St. Laurent, Pascal Leclerc, Remi Lemieux (in Montreal). I’ve had close one goal games with Martin Labelle (in Brampton) and Denis Begin–I was up by 2 goals at one point (in NYC). I’m proud of those accomplishments. But, my point here is only to point out that while I am somewhat capable at this point, travel, fatigue and what you eat and drink (diet) the day before and day of a tournament is important.

After lunch, picture dropping from the sky with a rock tied to you. It really went downhill match after match. I tried to compose myself and not comment out loud about my terrible play. After all, my opponent can rightly say to me, “hey, it is not that you are playing bad, it is that I am playing well.” How do you sort that out? Well, you measure your past performances against the same people or group. Also, you try to keep your mouth shut to allow your opponent to have a good match and not look like a complaining jerk.

A few Canadians who know me, played against me, watched me and commented. Dave Kraehling commented, “man, you’re a full second or two behind the play on defense” and taking too long setting up your plays on offense –allowing the defense to set up.

As the day wore on, I wore out. I lost a ton of consecutive games. Players of all ranks DESTROYED me. Absolutely destroyed me. I vowed to never travel to any tournament where I cannot get a full night’s sleep before a tournament.

Now let’s contrast my experience with Lou’s experience going into and coming out of the Sherbrooke tournament.

Lou’s Story - A Contrast
Now I can’t write his story as well as he might. First, he knows what he went through, he knows the details and he’s actually a writer. But, here goes:

Lou…Lou flew in from Germany….got off the airplane…went through US Customs, (jet lag, time difference and all the annoyances)…drove to Canada, went through Canadian Customs, played in the Sherbrooke tournament, somehow maintained his energy all day long, beat almost all-comers and obviously overall just kicked butt.

I don’t care if he got a few zzz’s or not, because you are disoriented for a day or two after flying great distances. He finished SIXTH in the tournament!

That’s a story. That’s IMPRESSIVE!

In the end, Lou also cracked the Quebec Top 10, moving up in the Quebec 2007 Rankings to Ninth! — That’s another story for another day and for him to tell. I look forward to Lou’s next installment at his website,

Kudos to Lou!–and to players of the NYCTHA who are helping to sharpen his skills by getting better themselves! And to anyone else who traveled from afar to Sherbrooke. I hope to see you all there next year.

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Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 - By William Leon "The King" Mackenzie

Media Black Out Lifted!

Dear friends of Snake River. You may be pleased to find out that the media black out has been lifted. During the LAHTO playoffs the community thought it might be better if I kept my mouth shut. Lot of good that did us didn’t it!

Well now that it is over here is a rant I had leading up to the playoffs.

Rosaries and Long-john’s

I believe we all have something. Ma Kettle prefers the rosary and Pa has his favourite Care Bear long johns. Milton has a medicine bag and Boo Riddley, our “fixer’, makes his own luck with a pair of brass knuckles.

So a couple of questions for you dear reader. Does hockey attract or originate superstition? Here in the River that debate was over a long time ago. Hockey is a religion and with it comes all the trappings of rites and rituals, barbecues and bingo. These acts must be respected lest we anger the gods more than they already are.

But now that we have opened the door to our community and had a look at the outside, we have invited in a new angle to the debate. Practicality.

You see some time last year, the Skirrs’ CEO. Kent Jack Cooke Kent Jack purchased one of those fancy pants Euro soccer shirts. We think it makes him feel like he is more involved in the game. Anywho, at one point Mrs. Jack asked if he was ever going to wash said jersey?

Well she may as well just thrown a rock at the biggest bee’s nest in town. Opinions have been flying around the village leaving a trail of stinging remarks, and causing near death like reactions.

“Even Jesus needed a bath” is the main argument out of the YES camp. The NO side counters with, “That didn’t go so well for him did it now. And consider further, the fact that John his Bather had all his hats made null and void.”

Looking at our winning percentage, I don’t know how much luck is really contained in that polyester blend anyway, so I will ask you brothers and sisters.

To wash or not to wash, that is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler in the noggin to suffer the stinks and sorrows of olfactory sensation, or by a launder, to end them?

Do you guys and gals have any of the same rituals we perform here? Tapping the goalie’s pads? Cookies for Santa Clause? Sacrificing a chicken?

You see our farm team The Wild is due for a playoff round with “The Machine” and we need all the luck we can gather.

Merry Christmas

Bill Mackenzie

Ps. Now that I am free to express, watch out. It’s like I’ve been constipated for a month. So if bilious outputs tend to turn your stomach, I would then advise you to stay clear of the outhouse.

Garantie des droits et libertes

Thursday, March 8th, 2007 - By William Leon "The King" Mackenzie

Attendu que le Canada est fonde sur des principes qui reconnaissent la suprimatie de Dieu et la primaute du droit.

Libertes fondamentales; Liberte de conscience er de relifion. Libere de pensee de croyance d opinion et d�espression.


I Don’t Like Polka Music.

Saturday, February 24th, 2007 - By William Leon "The King" Mackenzie

You see, for about three years now the SRS Ukrainian Ladies Booster Club has been putting on a dance every second week. Oh sure we head off to Pixely, Hooterville, and Soho for their major social gatherings, but in essence this is the only dance in town.

At first old Bill thoroughly enjoyed being spun around the dance floor by some lady that has wrists the size of my thighs. But now the sheen has worn off. If you threw The Beer Barrel Polka into the mix from time to time I wouldn�t throw up, but wall to wall accordion and tuba is another story.


Farm team flys, A-team fails.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 - By William Leon "The King" Mackenzie

So old Bill is a blogger. My mother would be so proud. I can hear her now. “What the hell is that?” she would say. Well mother, at first I really didn’t know. Accordingly, I went to Snake River’s most famous scientist, Willy Bates Macron. At first he was speechifying regarding the how of the thing. More three-letter acronyms than potatoes at Pervis Spikes still. Eventually he realized who he was talking to, and went on to say, “Just act as if you were submitting an article for the world’s largest newspaper. A rag so colossal in its magnitude, that if each page were ever stacked end to end, the damn thing would go to the moon and beyond. Your discourse, although just one in ten billion, could be read by practically anyone and everyone.”


Meet Dr. Kevin Rafferty

Monday, February 12th, 2007 - By KevinSoCal

I want to thank Warren for the opportunity to contribute on the Table Hockey Heaven blog. We all owe Warren a huge debt of gratitude for his efforts to make this awesome website available to everyone.

Table hockey is the greatest game!

Since discovering organized table hockey while online about a year ago, it has been quite a ride!

Click to see this game! My earliest memories of table hockey go back to Christmas morning when I was six years old. Santa brought my three brothers and I a beautiful, brand new 1963 Eagle Stanley Cup table hockey game (table top model). How I wish I could get my hands on another one! Jeff Mancini or anyone have one?



Friday, February 9th, 2007 - By johnbenej

Hello All!� Thanks for taking the time to check out my table hockey weblog here on table hockey heaven.� Thanks also to Warren for inviting me and encouraging me to participate.� You are doing great work and all of us table hockey players really appreciate it.

For my first weblog I am going to explain why I believe that table hockey is a sport that empowers the players and why it is worth investing your time, energy and hard earned dollars into.� This is just the first of four “Riffs” that I hope you take the time to read and comment upon–I have thick skin so don’t be gentle if you don’t agree.


Board wars

Friday, February 9th, 2007 - By Joshua Schroeder

Sometimes I wish I lived in Sweden. Over there you will never hear an argument over which table hockey board is the best. The conversation would never get past Stiga over there. In a way, the standardization would be nice. But at the same time, I’ve always been of two minds about standardization.

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